I hear music coming from the guest bedroom and if im not mistaken its dont stop me now by queen. God i love this song. I go to investigate and find Joan with her back to me singing into a hairbrush. Her hips and head are moving from side to side as she sings rather out of tune to the music.

Im a  shooting star leaping(she jumps up at this) through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity. Im a racing car passing by like lady cadivar. Im gonna go, go, go theres no stopping me.

She spins around to face me and instead of being embarrassed like i would, she literally bounces over to me. She hands me my microphone of choice(a blusher brush). We both start dancing around the room, practically screaming the words into our make believe microphones. We stand side by side, planting our feet on the ground. Our heads and hips move from side to side in exaggerated movements.

Im running through the sky, 200 degrees thats why they call me mr faren hieght. Im travelling at the speed of light, im going to make a supersonic man out of you.

Im brought to attention by Dana doubled over laughing at us. She needn’t think shes getting off that easy. In the musical interlude i pick up another of Joans many makeup brushes and hand it to Dana. I pull her in and at first she just stands between us, eyes wide. We both bump our hips into her. Being knocked from side to side has the desired effect as she begins to laugh. Then she holds the make up brush to her mouth as we all start to howl to the music and dance like crazy women. Joan shakes her butt at Dana who obligingly slaps it. Arms fling everywhere and i know if anyone were to see us we would definatly be commited to an institution for the crazy.

Dont stop me know, Im having such a good time, im having a ball. Dont stop me now, if you want to have a good time, just give me a call. Dont stop me now, dont stop me now, cause i dont want to stop at all……