–Sorry it’s so short hehe it has been awhile though…We’ll use that as an excuse lolz. Well enjoy! -crosses fingers behind back- -smiles cutely-

Chapter 34: Beauty in the Breakdown

“She’s so scene, Hollywood dreams

Broken because she’s no good at anything”

What the fuck?! Ashley heard her phone both ringing and vibrating beside her on her bedside table. Ashley groaned and reached out in search for her annoyingly loud as fuck phone.

“Run around and around make up your mind

I bet you strike out with her tonight”

She successfully retrieved her phone and pressed the talk button while throwing her head back into her pillows.

Ashley: “Hello.”

Kyla: “Ashley get the fuck up and change that damn ringer of yours I’m not a whore.”

Ashley: “Yes, you are Ky. Why the hell did you call me and rudely awake me with this loud ass ringer, you could of easily came in my room and nicely shook me awake.”

Kyla: “Are you insane?! I’m not walking back up there. I’m already down here in great company with Captain Crunch.”

Ashley: “You’re such a fat ass.”

Kyla: “Kiss my black ass beyotch.”

Ashley: “Ky, you’re not black or gangster for that matter. Fucking idiot.”

Kyla: “Shut up and get down here….Fucking bitch.”

Ashley laughed at the last mumbling words Kyla had spit out at the last second and pressed the end button on her phone. She sighed and shut her eyes wanting to go back to sleep but knowing that it was utterly impossible as she was wide awake at the moment at…what time is it anyways? She brought the hand that still held her phone in front of her face and groaned as she read the screen.

Ashley: “6 fucking am. Ah! Fucking Kyla.”

Ashley finally got out of bed due to Kyla’s consistent calls and texts. 15 minutes later and now wide awake Ashley saw her sister sitting on a stool at the island drinking orange juice and smiled to herself knowing just how she was going to get Kyla back for rudely awakening her.

Ashley tip toed so as Kyla wouldn’t hear her. She was now squatting behind the girl and snickering quietly while Kyla was terribly singing away to some tune Ashley didn’t know. Ashley waited until Kyla put the cup to her mouth and then reached up and pushed the back of her head forward which caused Kyla to fall forward onto the counter, take all of the orange-y liquid into her mouth, cough, be frightening surprised, and cough even more. Ashley began to laugh as Kyla looked back at her glaring, with a nice orange-y pulp moustache.