I was sitting on the couch watching TV when the door opened. Even though I knew who it was, I turned my head to peer over the couch at the door. I watched her come in and shut the door, but I turned my attention back to the television as she locked the door. I sighed and changed the channel.

”What’s on?”

I shrugged and changed the channel again, “Nothing as far as I can tell. How was your day?”

She plopped down on the couch a foot or so away from me, “Pretty damn crappy but it could have been worse. How was yours?”

Finally giving up on finding any good shows to watch, I just settled on the shopping network since they were showing off some video camera, “Nothing special; it was pretty boring really.” 

”Lucky. At least you don’t have to work.”

I laughed lightly, “True.” I glance over at her just as she arched her back, pulling her shirt up slightly too, before turning my attention back to the TV. I noticed that they were now selling something different before my eyes went wide and I spun around to face her. I didn’t say a word, just sat there staring at her.

After ten or fifteen seconds, she glanced at me and her face contorted in confusion, “What?”

I pointed towards her jeans and my jaw moved up and down, but I was unable to string words together to form anything remotely coherent, “Ih!… Uh!!!” I shook my hands up and down as I tried to figure out what to say.

She glanced down at her jeans and then back at me, “Huh?”

”Tattoo!” I suddenly shouted out.

There was silence for a few seconds before she raised one eyebrow, “What about it? It’s in my pants?” She laughed at her own joke.

”Yes!”

She stopped laughing, “I was kidding.”

”I wasn’t! You know it’s there!”

”No it’s no-“ she cut off as I pushed her legs apart and dropped to my knees between them, “What the hell are you doing?” She scooted backwards, staring at me as if I’d lost my mind.

I ignored her as I hooked my fingers into the sides of the jeans and scooted them down. She tried to stop me but I pushed her hands away and continued to pull. Just as I saw a glimpse of a letter, she pulled her jeans back up.